Joūn My Gaw̋lē

Joūn My Gaw̋lē (/kogˈtu/ /mɪ/ [gorgeous; handsome] [Oral sex]) is a subtropical Large City located in the Deiva Province of the Confederation of Goblin Tribes.

The name Joūn My Gaw̋lē is derived from the Goblin language, as Joūn My Gaw̋lē was founded by Mp̪vēshī Joīkīkī 'Deific Hit' Cā́chvō̋ Béōy Ha̋mpf̄ Mbóń̄ Gō̄shī, who was culturaly Goblin.

Climate

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a yearly average temperature of 17°C (62°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a cool 19°C (66°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool 15°C (59°F). Joūn My Gaw̋lē receives an average of 224 cm/y (88 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the summer. Joūn My Gaw̋lē covers an area of nearly 272 km² (108 mi²), and an average elevation of 1648 m (5406 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Joūn My Gaw̋lē was founded durring the late 14th century in summer of the year 1290, by Mp̪vēshī Joīkīkī 'Deific Hit' Cā́chvō̋ Béōy Ha̋mpf̄ Mbóń̄ Gō̄shī. The establishment of Joūn My Gaw̋lē suffered from many setbacks, delays, and obsticles, most notably a group of Joūn My Gaw̋lē which required millitary assistance exterminate before the community could finish being built.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē was built using the conventions of Goblin durring the late 14th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Joūn My Gaw̋lē is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature delicute timber framework hidden behind layer upon layer of finly ground plaster bleached to an almost glossy white sheen, with green clay tiled roofs and decorative brass-leafed trim. Even the smallest, poorest looking structures appear to be expencive thanks to the extreem elegence of the organic shapes and paterns going into their lofty, spire-y, vagly gothic designs. The more well off folks live in identicle homes, save for even shiner trim and a more whimsical appearance to their structures flowing forms.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē is buildings are arranged arrounded highly ordered system of spacious flagstone streets which form hexical paterns, allowing the incides of the octagons to be common grounds for the buildings on the edges, be it for parkland, yardspace, plazas, or markets. The city is the proud owner of a properly designed set of renforced walls made from mighty querried stone blocks. Their construction and material choices would make a dwarf weap with joy, for each and every part of the elaborate fortifications are purly functional and robust well byond reason. Even nonexperts can tell the walls are an excelent defencive structure. The city's exceptionaly well made fortifications are visibly old, but also obviously well maintained. Its likly the local malishia or garrison are tasked with routine mantance of the city's defences.

A look around Joūn My Gaw̋lē has something terribly wrong with it. It’s impossible to put one’s finger on, but something is horribly wrong. Maybe it’s the way fog blankets the ground, but only in the connors of places. Maybe it’s the vermin scutteling between shadows in the corner of your eyes. Perhaps it’s the overcast sky which seemed to creep out of nowhere, or the distant howling of wolves. Maybe it’s all of those things together, or perhaps it's the way these elements combine with the abundance of schools, libraries, and other academic structures. Locals can be overheard having academic discussions, as well as talking about scholarly subjects in general. It’s quite clear the city places a lot of value on education and being a learned individual. Regardless, you do not feel it would be wise to remain in Joūn My Gaw̋lē long.

Civic Infrastructure

Joūn My Gaw̋lē possesses a Aethary Link for its accademic, government, and financial institutions. Public Aethary access is available through one or more of these intitutions.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Joūn My Gaw̋lē. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Joūn My Gaw̋lē's parks.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Joūn My Gaw̋lē.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Joūn My Gaw̋lē's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has an Scientific Academy which provides higher education in the natural sciences.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Large City. Joūn My Gaw̋lē's grid is powered by hydrogalvanic generators.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē's old civil lighting system was converted to Galvanic Lamps recently, and expanded to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a first rate hospital which caters to anyone in need of long term medical care.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a library, which keeps a large collection of books, scrolls, and archives all manner of physical items. While not open to the public, the librarians and scholars employed by the library will assist anyone with their research needs, and wealthy individuals can purchase membership to access the library's materials themselves. In spite of being generally closed to the public, the library has a room with several Aether Linked devices available to the public during business hours.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Joūn My Gaw̋lē's natural decorations nor waterways.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē is home to a University which provides higher education in a variety of fields, and also serves as a research institute for those same fields.

Cultural Notes

Joūn My Gaw̋lē's mayor's house was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is characterized by their massive, monolithic and 'blocky' appearance with a rigid geometric style. It was best known for its rough, unfinished surfaces, unusual shapes, heavy-looking materials, straight lines, and small windows. Modular elements were often used to form masses representing specific functional zones, grouped into a unified whole.

In Joūn My Gaw̋lē rainbows form quite often above the Large City.

The Kamadan near Joūn My Gaw̋lē are known to be a mutant strain of the creature.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in autumn and involves destroying a prepared ritual vessel to channel Conjuration energies of tier 2 via guttural bellowing.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Joūn My Gaw̋lē Census Data: Year 2000

24466 of Joūn My Gaw̋lē's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 1358 work in Agriculture
• 5453 work as Craftsmen
• 1967 work as Merchants
• 3405 work as Service Workers
• 2543 work as General Laborers
• 1005 work as Skilled Laborers
• 3785 work as Civil Servants
• 2274 work in Cottage Industries
• 1388 work as Artists
• 1288 work in Produce Industries

36479 of Joūn My Gaw̋lē's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 3207 (5%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Joūn My Gaw̋lē produces some wonderful cultural artifact or trains famous artists. The product might be some exceptional cloth, or artistic luxury good, or the scholarly fruits of a famous academy. Trained artists might be students of a particular school, or the apprentices of the current masters of a long artistic tradition who dwell here.

Due to a magical anomaly, Joūn My Gaw̋lē is directly accessible from a nearby river, despite the lack of a physical connection between the town's pond and the river.

POI

History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century a local hero by the name of secured a clean water supply for . A small order of knights was founded in 's honor, and bears his name to this day.

History